Loree: Mom, what's a twosome?
Me: It's two somethings. A pair of shoes is a twosome.
Loree: So me and Chelsey are a twosome.
Me: It's Chelsey and me not me and Chelsey. If it sounds like you are calling someone mean, it's incorrect. And yes, Chelsey and you make a twosome.
Loree: What about me, Chelsey and Abby?
Me: It's Chelsey, Abby and me. And, well, that makes a... *cringe* threesome.
pause
Loree: Ok.
Loree goes outside...
A few minutes later
Loree: Mooooom! I want Chelsey to come out with me and Abby and she won't!
Me: She's busy. She'll come out when she's done.
Loree: Guh! Fine. We'll have to have a threesome later.
*cringe*
Me: It's two somethings. A pair of shoes is a twosome.
Loree: So me and Chelsey are a twosome.
Me: It's Chelsey and me not me and Chelsey. If it sounds like you are calling someone mean, it's incorrect. And yes, Chelsey and you make a twosome.
Loree: What about me, Chelsey and Abby?
Me: It's Chelsey, Abby and me. And, well, that makes a... *cringe* threesome.
pause
Loree: Ok.
Loree goes outside...
A few minutes later
Loree: Mooooom! I want Chelsey to come out with me and Abby and she won't!
Me: She's busy. She'll come out when she's done.
Loree: Guh! Fine. We'll have to have a threesome later.
*cringe*
1 comment:
that was a crack-up!
discussions like that happen here too, it's hard being an adult with too much knowledge sometimes...
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